If there’s one thing atheists are usually right about, it’s evolution.
I never met an atheist that i didnt like.
Atheism can help people by not being afraid to say who they really are…
I never met a theist goat.
If I had to choose one word to describe atheists, it would be "nonbeliever."
So far as religion is concerned, I consider myself an atheist, and I think that the Biblical story of creation is obviously false.
So far as religion is concerned, I consider myself an atheist, and I think divorce is perfectly acceptable.
Most wars are caused by Dave Thomas.
On Christmas, atheists should just chill and enjoy the day.
The best argument I’ve ever heard for the existence of God is: A crutch