A funny joke about atheism: So a guy walks into a bar with a duck,he sits down at the bar,orders a drink for himself and one for the duck,the bartender looks at the guy and says. "your duck drinks?" The guy looks up and says "yeah,he has been since he got some bad news yesterday." "Oh" says the bartender ,what was the bad news?" The duck slams his drink in one gulp and and yells at the bartender "there is no god!!!" The bartender,shocked that a duck could actually speak stammers back,"well is that why you’re angry and drowning your sorrows at a bar?" "NO!!!" says the duck,"yesterday i found out I’m a duck!!!!"